|Who's Gettin' Shittied?
Updated: September 13, 2021 - 1:30:29 am
Here are some predictions by me as to who will get drafted in the Shitty Draft and Franchised. I'm not good at predicting things so
take it with a grain of salt!
- ATL - This is the year for this stacked squad. The only major losses this offseason were
on the OL. Do they pay the bucks to keep their anchor Ali Marpet? Nah, he's an OL, no tag.
- CHI - Brady is still chugging along so anything is possible with this team. The breakout
weapon for the Bears this offseason is clearly Darren Waller. He didn't do much last season in Flo's
offense but he is now one of the best TE in the game. Will Flo pay the price? Sure, Darren Waller tagged.
- CIN - This team has two excellent choices for franchising: Dalvin Cook (4th best Madden RB)
and Jalen Ramsey (best Madden CB). Those ratings will be outstanding. Either will be worth the fee.
I predict Dalvin is tagged.
- DAL - Dallas had a major weak spot last season: the secondary. The franchise tag won't help
but they do hold the rights to the top OL in a very loaded FA class in terms of blockers. No tag.
- DEN - The returning roster isn't what you would call inspiring. Rivers retirement leaves a
major hole and DEN might be better off using their funds in a very weak QB class. They could turn
into a mauling machine if they consider Lane Johnson with the tag. Interesting offseason ahead for BMR.
- MIA - The strength of this team last season was the defensive talent. Eric Kendricks is an
interesting franchise option, but even moreso are JJ Watt and Nick Bosa. Kendricks is the best FA
LB but Watt is godly. What was I thinking even mentioning any option other than Watt?
JJ Watt tagged. EDIT: Josh Allen is a FA also! I think he's borderline taggable. Yeah,
Josh Allen is tagged.
- N.O - The juggernaut made the most of their championship window. With Brees gone,
they need to save for the eventual Mahomes bidding war next offseason. I wouldn't burn a tag on any
of their FAs. No tag.
- NYG - This barebones roster doesn't have a good franchise option at all. This actually seeems
like one of the harder projects in the league. At least JP has Justin Tucker! No franchise.
- NYJ - Unlike their neighbors, the Jets have primo options for franchise. Amari Cooper,
Joey Bosa and Deshaun Watson are all excellent choices. I think they go with Bosa, because he's a LB
again in Madden, giving him lots more versatility.
- OAK - This blank slate of a roster doesn't have any A-tier FAs for franchise, but they really
don't have to be with the cap exploding this season. Deion Jones and Calvin Ridley are interesting options.
I will predict Ridley as the WR class is pretty weak.
- PIT - The obivious choice to me is the Honey Badger, but depending on what settles out with
Kirk 'Covid' Cousins, he could be the pick. He won't be a superstar, but he will ge good enough. That's
definitely exploring as a trade option since he has Kyler. I'll go with Mathieu for simplicity of prediction.
- T.B - Aaron Rogers, duh. Demario Davis if you like gambling (and losing). Rogers is my pick.
Shitty Draft Predictions
- T.B - I have a feeling I won't pass on Dalvin. HOWEVER I do have CMC. But for prediction
sake, CIN will keep Dalvin and T.B will bolster an already strong secondary with Jalen Ramsey.
- NYJ - This team needs defenders and there are some good options. I think JJ Watt's ratings
are too good to pass up. I dunno, I'm terrible at Tecmo, that might not be a good pick. Sorry,
- CIN - Is Deshaun Watson in play here? Gonna have to sleep on a Lamar trade or cut. This
is very tempting. Yeah. Deshaun.
- NYG - This team desperately needs to fix their OL since the rest of the team has some
useful parts (no stars though, but still). Do you spend $5M on an OL though? I want to go Bakhtiari
here but that seems wasteful. LB Eric Kendricks is my choice.
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